Part of my daily routine now is shoveling some global warming off my sidewalks and driveway. We not only have quite a bit of snow on the ground, but it's been here for weeks and will likely stay for weeks. In fact, for the next few days Kansas City have near-zero temperatures and wind-chills at 20 or 30 degrees below zero. This is the coldest winter we've had in 25 years (and Europe and China are getting the same kind of weather).
Where's my global warming, Al? I thought we were quickly reaching the point of no return? I thought everything was going to melt and the oceans would rise–what happened?
Moron.
Liar.
1 comment:
Didn't you know? The science is settled. What are you, some kind if flat-earther?
Mike
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