Did someone say horses?
Where are the horses?
There's the horse!!!
Thanks, Craig and Sonya, for loving our kids! (And for having horses)
-Our children are retarded. I'm changing the bike tire, patching it and putting sealant in it. Meanwhile…
-Sis takes off her poopy diaper, Tanner steps in it, and she squats and pees on the kitchen floor.
Me: "I'm reading Helmet For My Pillow (Leckie) and With The Old Breed (Sledge) now."
Facebook Friend: "Jared... I need to read both of those books too. How are they so far?"
Me: "I'm realizing I don't like Leckie, as a person or as an author (reminds me a lot of David Kenyon Webster of Band of Brothers fame, whose book & personality is snobby, lazy, selfish, ignoble). But Sledge's book is one of the best war memoirs ever written."