I found these going through my shower stuff this morning.
What's the difference, again? One says "original" and the other is the oxymoron, "new legendary classic." How is something a new classic? Wouldn't classic be about the same as original? Well, not according to the website; they say "classic" is closer to the smell of the original bar soap than the regular original liquid soap. So the liquid original wasn't like the bar original, rather it was itself original (unique) and thus a "new classic" was needed to be more like the original (first).
Now it makes sense.