Saturday, November 10, 2007

I Won't Drink It

What is the official soda of the Seattle Seahawks?

Jones Pure Cane Soda

Jones offers flavors such as root beer, cream soda, and grape. It goes down hill from there with soda flavors such as green apple, blue bubble gum, berry lemonade, and fufu berry (whatever a fufu berry is).

For special promotions and holidays they have also offered sodas with the following "flavors:" turkey and gravy, Christmas ham, chocolate fudge, pineapple upside down, green bean casserole, cranberry, mashed potatoes with butter, fruitcake, candy corn, pumpkin pie, brussels sprout, smoked salmon pâté, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole, pecan pie, dinner roll, pea, antacid (non-medicinal), black licorice, perspiration, dirt, apple sauce, jelly doughnut, and happy.

In a bottle.

Yuck.

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