Saturday, September 24, 2005

The Impossible Dream

It turns out Al Qaeda has a plan. And they have a book!

So how do you take over the world? The terrorists have a long term, step by step, game plan. For example:

Phase 6, “world conquest.” By 2022, the rest of the world will be conquered by the righteous and unstoppable armies of Islam. This is the phase that Osama bin Laden has been talking about for years.

By no means are things perfect on our end, but it seems that it's not really working all that well for Osama and company either. In fact the only real way for Al Qaeda to gain any momentum whatsoever is for the Americans to just give up. If you can convince the American people that we're losers and we should go home and stick our heads in the sand, then we're toast. But otherwise this plan will need to be revised a few times in coming years.

Read all seven steps here.

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