Thursday, August 24, 2006

Take Me Drunk, I'm Home Ociffer

Kansas City is the fifth drunkest city in America. Measured by DWI arrest rates, alcohol related traffic deaths, and alcohol related liver disease deaths, Kansas City rated #97 out of 101 American cities, recieving an F grade for "fatal inebriation." I heard on the radio that KC also leads the country in Alcoholics Anonymous attendance.

Only Albuquerque, Anchorage, El Paso, and Denver ranked worse, mostly because KC still has at least one teetotaler left… me! The Royals have driven everyone else to drink.

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