My HR Rep

I just took a phone call from some sort of financial advising company asking to speak to our "HR rep about our benefits package."

"Um… do you know you called a church?"

"Yes, sir."

I tried to explain that we're a small, independent church with two ministers on staff and we don't have the same organizational structure that a corporation would have. In short, we don't employ a human resources representative.

What I wish I'd said was, "My HR rep? Yes, just fold your hands and close your eyes…"