How Old Are You Now?

I am now 12,000 days old. I've slept almost 100,000 hours, have taken communion about 1250 times, and have had about 235 haircuts.

If you forgot to get me a birthday card, there will be other opportunities:

• I'll turn 15,000 days old on October 29, 2019. I'll be 43.
• I'll be 20,000 days old on July 8, 2031 (age 54).