A new threat has entered our home.
About two or three inches long with ferocious incisors, this malevolent creature is trying to eat each one of us, one bite at a time. It's Tanner's new hamster.
One of the two small hamsters is what I would consider normal. The other one, an obese little critter, is quite aggressive. She chases your hand around the cage trying desperately to bite you. It's hard to pick her up or play with her at all. That little rodent has drawn blood on me more than once and you know what they say about hamsters once they taste blood…
I'll report back here as the casualties mount.
1 comment:
Hey Jared, You might want to get a second cage. Just what you wanted to hear. If the hamsters are just starting to reach puberty, the biting and fighting could get a
bit(e) worse. Just a thought since we're on Hamster number six. Oh, and watch where you put mouse traps. These little buggers seem to find them when they escape from the 'big house'. Not a pretty picture for boys to find.
Twisted
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