Random Thoughts 11/19/09

• Al Gore, who is making money hand over fist as government money is flowing to "green" companies in which he's invested, is still and idiot… and a liar. His latest book has some funny photoshop work, including some absolute impossibilities (hurricanes on the equator, islands with mountain ranges under water, etc.). Dear reader, please don't tell me that you think global warming is still happening or that it was man-made. Man-made global warming is quickly reaching flat-earth levels of ignorance. Don't be stupid.
• I was in line at the post office for about 45 minutes the other day. Just think, someday these bureaucratic efficiencies can be applied to the already-slow doctor's office. Yay!
• Intelligent, sophisticated women who like Sarah Palin don't really exist, do they?
• Did I mention that man-made global warming is a hoax? It's just an excuse to implement government control of everything. Think about it. If the government runs health care (everything in your body) and passes climate change legislation (everything outside your body), in what area of your life can they not interfere? What you eat? What you drive? Whether your lights are on in your home or not? How big your TV is? Where you work or live? So much for the "land of the free."
• HBO's companion series to "Band of Brothers," which is called "The Pacific," will air in March 2010. If it's half as good as the first miniseries, it will be worth watching. I've never paid to have HBO before, but just maybe…
• If the terrorists go on trial in New York and are acquitted, but the Obama administration has no intention of then releasing them… then what's the point? If guilty, this is just a show trial. If innocent, the trial and verdict will be ignored. So the terrorists' fates are already sealed and a trial changes nothing – except that all of our secrets get revealed and our operatives get scrutinized. Wait… maybe that's the point.
• Jesse Jackson says "you can't vote against health care and call yourself a black man." Really?! I know I don't understand (being a white guy and all) but I would be humiliated if someone suggested that my skin color dictated my political views. I have a brain and can come up with my own conclusions, thank you very much.