Redneck Church?

I was filing some papers in my office when I came across a list of jokes. One read, "You'll know you're in a Redneck Church if – in a congregation of 500 members, there are only seven last names in the church directory."

My brother, who attends our church, recently announced they were expecting their fourth child. That will make 18 members of our family that are part of the same congregation, including 10 children.

I had to laugh.

Another joke on the same page: "In a Redneck Church… opening day of deer season is an official church holiday." Change that to turkey season and that's about right.