Funny T-Shirts Quotes

I found a bunch of nerd/geek-oriented t-shirts on line. These were some of the wittier sayings:

• America: Designed by geniuses to be run by idiots
• Food Chain Winner
• Power corrupts, absolute power is kinda neat
• Oh, No… You're going to try to cheer me up aren't you?
• Real Goths don't wear black, they sack Rome
• Geek Orthodox
• Ask me about my vow of silence
• Soylent Green tastes different from person to person
• Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup
• I keep hitting the escape key but I'm still here
• The floggings will continue until morale improves