Saturday, October 17, 2009

My Right Foot FAQ

Q. Why are you limping?

A. I sprained my ankle playing volleyball, Tuesday. It's so Kyle's fault.

Q. Are you okay? Do you need crutches? Will they amputate?

A. I'm fine. I've done this before, more than once; I didn't even need crutches this time.

Q. So no big deal, right? Walk it off, you big girl!!

A. It's swollen and terribly bruised. By Friday it was so swollen that my toes hurt, but ice and wraps took care of that. I'm hoping to be back playing volleyball by next Tuesday, but I'm moving pretty gingerly right now. I limp badly first thing in the morning or after long breaks.

Q. So are you suing?

A. Bonner Springs Parks and Recreation? No. Kyle? Definitely.

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