Sunday, January 04, 2009

Where Babies Come From

I was teasing my mischievous and ornery boys, "I'm going to take you boys back to Wal-Mart and get a refund!" To that remark I received a chorus, "We didn't come from Wal-Mart!"

Tanner (7) then added, "If I was from Wal-Mart I would remember living there." And Elijah (4) said, "We came from Momma's tummy!"

Then Tanner explained, "You put money in her mouth and then a baby comes out."

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Oh. Is that how that works? I didn't realize Mom was a vending machine.

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