Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Apple Offends Muslims

What a shocker (insert eye-roll here). A Middle East research group reported that the Apple Store in Manhattan (the underground one with the fancy glass cube entrance) is offensive to Muslims. Why? Because thin-skinned Muslim radicals use Windows… no, just kidding. But the real reasons aren't much better.
  • Muslims are offended because the cube-shaped entrance is the same shape as a famous building in Mecca.
  • The Apple store is open 24 hours a day.
  • The Apple store supposedly sells alcohol at its genius bar (it doesn't).

You've got to be kidding.

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