Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Conspiratorial Nut Jobs

I got an early birthday present from the loony bin. An unmarked letter warning me about the Jooooz! Seriously, the unsigned letter said that Jews invented slavery and were enslaving us through a complex scheme to raise our taxes and take away our jobs. It called for the removal of all Jewish congressmen and senators and the immediate repayment of $125 trillion from Israel and evil Jewish bankers back to America so we wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore.

Uh… right.

Crazy, mean-spirited, simplistic, racist, backward, nut jobs.

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