Random Thoughts 5/24/11

• Good news, Apocalypse watchers!  Harold "pants on fire" Camping, who predicted the Lord's return in 1994, then revised that to a rapture to have taken place last Saturday (that's strike two for those of you scoring at home), says he wasn't really wrong after all!  He only misunderstood what May 21 would bring: a "spiritual," i.e. invisible to everyone but Mr. Camping, judgement.  According to the 89-year old con man liar false teacher, Christ has judged everyone–it's too late for anyone else to be saved–and the world will still be destroyed on October 21.
• Get more information about the Joplin tornado by liking Ozark Christian College on Facebook.
• Just in case you needed the dozens and dozens of reasons why KU is better than Mizzou, check out this website.  StatSmack gives you statistical reasons why any one school is better than another.
• Harold Camping's first response Sunday morning was that he was "flabbergasted" that the rapture didn't occur Saturday.  Really?!
• If it rains, our cook out will be a cook-in.  But come join us anyway, 6pm at the church (eat at 6:30).  Bring a side dish or desert or both!  The church will provide hamburgers and hotdogs.
• 59¢ fountain drinks at QT.  Summer is good!
• See side by side before-and-after pictures of a neighborhood in Joplin.
• It's nice of our President taking a European vacation (again) while our people suffer back home.  He says he'll get to Joplin as early as next Sunday.
• Why can't Benjamin Netanyahu run for president?
• Former KU basketball player Jeff Boschee is an assistant coach at Missouri Southern in Joplin.  He's safe but got an interview at KUSports.com.