You Might Be a Church Kid

I read this list at Church last week and got a few giggles, so I thought I'd share it here. Some of these are not original with me.

Growing up in the Church, though I wouldn't trade it for anything, does bring out some idiosyncracies in a person. So with all apologies to Rabbi Foxworthy…

You might be a Church Kid if…

• you've never seen the kickoff of a Sunday Noon football game.
• you thought the term "Frozen Chosen" described your parents when you were young but it doesn't describe you now.
• you think "sword drills" are for children.
• you know what "sword drills" are.
• you paid for college with scholarships from Bible Bowl and Church Camp.
• you think that any church with more than 200 people is just "a big social club."
• you've seriously considered stoning a sibling.
• you think of James Dobson as extended family.
• you've never sung the 3rd verse of any hymn.
• when you hear the word "fellowship," you immediately think "dinner."
• you've owned more khaki pants than a clerk at the GAP.
• you can only picture Jesus as a paper cut-out on a flannelgraph.
• you know what a flannelgraph is.
• you're against adultery because it might lead to dancing.